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Hey look,some bats………
FINALLY! The offense seems to have arrived. Two series wins, one a sweep over the Rays, who have suddenly remembered that they are, well the Rays, and that pitching dual-a-thon series with the Jays. More important, two series wins over AL East foes. Next up are the Tigers, with Jim Leyland promising a “shake-up” after todays collapse/epic fail against the Twins.
I like Jim Leyland, I imagine he lives in a flea bag motel in downtown Detroit about three blocks from the park. In the morning he gets into full uni, cleats and all, and walks to the park, smoking a cigarette, listening to the comments shouted by passerbys with a wave and a nod…..
” Good job last night Jimmy!”..honk, honk
“Hey, Leyland, maybe you could get Miggy off of the Quarter Pounders and on a treadmill, huh?”..honk, (Leyland flips the bird.)
“Hey, Leyland, can Granderson pitch?” Honk, wave…..(Leyland responds, “Maybe we’ll try.”)
At least thats how I imagine it to be.
Totally unrelated, but still awesome, I’m watching a bit of the Cubs-Cards game earlier and “Former Tennessee Smokie” Yadiar Molina throws out a would be base stealer…..FROM HIS KNEES, as he’s falling forward. The guy gets my all-star vote for that alone.
Oh, and for the no people who read this, I’ll be posting my All-Star votes. Hint: I vote for more than one Red Sox player.
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